I have never.....

On The Graham Norton Show last weekend (yes, my weekends are THAT exciting), there was some discussion about a show which one of his guests, Marcus Brigstocke, is hosting where celebs confess to things they have never done.

This caught my interest, especially as I have a BIG birthday looming this year, and I thought it was a good time to think of some things I have never done, and aim to rectify some, or all, of them during 2011. Now, of course it would be silly of me to list things like 'I have never landed on the moon' or 'I have never had legs like Elle McPherson' because, let's face it, those things are NEVER going to happen to me.

So, being very realistic, here is my 'I have never' list . I wonder how many I can convert to an 'I have' list before the year is out.

1. I have never watched 'It's A Wonderful Life' in full, despite owning a copy of it. I have also never seen 'Fatal Attraction', any of 'The Godfather' trilogy, 'Dr Zhivago', 'Schindler's List', or either of the 'Sex and the City' movies.

2. I have never read (among others) 'Little Women', 'The Catcher in the Rye', 'Huckleberry Finn', 'The Great Gatsby' or 'Frankenstein',

3. I have never been to New York, Budapest, Glasgow, Stockholm, Sligo or Wolverhampton (surely there's a chance I'll make it to one of these places in the next 12 months!).

4. I have never eaten a 'Fillet-o-Fish', a McFlurry, a king sized Mars Bar or a Hershey's Bar.

5. I have never seen an episode of 'Grey's Anatomy' or any of the CSI's.

6. I have never worn false eyelashes.

7. I have never been up for sunrise at a summer or winter solstice.

8. I have never done a parachute jump or a skydive (not sure I want to do either actually).

9. I have never had a book published (this is my year, this is my year, this is my year.....)

10. I have never made soda bread or pizza dough (hangs head in domestic shame).

11. I have never worn Chanel No. 5.

12. I have never been arrested (and am perfectly happy to leave it that way).

13. I have never drunk a vodka martini - shaken, or stirred.

14. I have never been in a limo.

So, that's the list so far, although I already get the feeling that I'll want to keep adding to it in a 'My Name is Earl' kinda way.

So, what have you never done and is 2011 the year to do it?

Source: http://hotcrossmum.blogspot.com/2011/01/i-have-never.html

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